THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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