You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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