Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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