You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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