You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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