Got a toothbrush?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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