it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
