i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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