She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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