i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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