did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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