When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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