Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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