i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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