I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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