dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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