***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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