Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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