pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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