Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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