I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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