this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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