Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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