Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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