We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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