Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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