Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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