Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you win again, gameday.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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