Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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