We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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