im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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