You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
