I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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