it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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