You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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