I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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