i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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