I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Randomize
