My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
