i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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