im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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