only if we run a train.
done.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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