Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
