16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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