Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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