i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
please come you make the beer taste better
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
wow bdsm is so cute
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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