the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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