yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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