We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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