I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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